Friday funnies.

[TheMarlin]

https://imgur.com/DoPMc4y

 

[TheMarlin]

https://imgur.com/fsGU3U4

 

[TheMarlin]

https://imgur.com/Q2ygkT0

 

[TheMarlin]

https://imgur.com/7E0xIsH

 

[M180263]

Guy goes into the doctor’s. “Doc, I’ve got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.”
"How’s that?”
" Don’t you start.”

 

[TheMarlin]

 

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[M180263]

 

[M180263]

Heard the one about two aerials meeting on a roof, falling in love, and getting married? The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

 

[TheMarlin]

 

[TheMarlin]

 

[M180263]

I went to the doctor the other day, I said I've broke my leg in three places.
He said, 'Don't go to those places.'

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that he has three minutes to live. 'Doctor what can you give me?'
'A hard boiled egg,' says the doctor.
TC.

 

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[TheMarlin]

 

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[fitterstoke]

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment,
it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93.
The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started

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[TheMarlin]

 

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