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What Made Me Laugh Today

Last night I walked into the kitchen and realised I couldn't remember what I'd gone in there for. So I asked myself "Why did I come in here?" Then I asked myself "Why am I asking me? I Don't Know!"
 
We have a friend who loves all things food, whether it's cooking, watching TV programmes or eating out. Whenever she finds something really good she tells us that "that meal was to die for." Personally I don't think that the words "MEAL" and " DIE" should ever appear in the same sentence.
 
I found a twenty-pound note in the supermarket car park this morning, and I thought to myself, "What would Jesus do?"

So I turned it into wine.
 
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