What Made Me Laugh Today

[Slinger]

I feel so honoured. I've just received this email.

We are pleased to inform you that you have been selected for Monetary Compensation of €3,000,000.00 (Three Million Euros) from the European Union Compensation Board for business and infrastructural development in your region thereby reducing the poverty level and providing more Jobs for the citizens.
Reply for more details
Full Names :
Address :
Copy of a valid identity card as proof
Phone Number
Bank account details

reply email :[email protected]
Best Regards,

Ursula von der Leyen
President of European Union

 

[savvypaul]

They knew you didn't vote for Brexit...

 

[Slinger]

€3 Mil though... that's making the choice between Ursula, and that posse of Nigerian Princes, very difficult. It's in Euros, though, which I trust a bit more than US Dollars from Africa at the moment. But the new Pope is American, which might help the Dollar, especially if he announces himself as "Pope Trump the First".

 

[M180263]

While letting the dog out this morning met some neighbours who were off to a food festival. They were on foot and were going to use their bus passes for the first time. They seemed v.happy to be free of the car/dog and were looking forward to grazing/drinking.
It made me think that perhaps I should be getting one. You can even use the train for free too in N.Wales.
Weather lovely, footy on later, tunes keep on coming. Life's good.

 

[Antonio]

I was driving home the other evening when a thick fog came down,

anyway I caught up with the driver in front,

thinking I'll let him take all the risks I followed him for 17 miles at 12mph,

all of a sudden he braked and I ran straight into the back of his car.

Getting out of my car, I went up to him,

"WTF are you playing at?"

"I'm in my garage."

 

[CN2112]

While letting the dog out this morning met some neighbours who were off to a food festival. They were on foot and were going to use their bus passes for the first time. They seemed v.happy to be free of the car/dog and were looking forward to grazing/drinking.
It made me think that perhaps I should be getting one. You can even use the train for free too in N.Wales.
Weather lovely, footy on later, tunes keep on coming. Life's good.

A bit different in South Wales. My bus pass only entitles me to a third discount for rail transport and that only applies if the line does not cros the English border. I wasted no time in getting my pass as soon as I turned 60. Parking in town is extortionate and I like a drink.

 

[howardc1951]

I went to the doctor. He gave me 4 months. I shot the doctor. The judge gave me 25 years. Problem solved.